solardivulger:

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

donxicote:

spaceuncle:

sametrue:

jovan:

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

Mt. Rushmore

prettyandmean:

baconpolice:

doggosource:

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

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Yall forgot the final product.

I hope he let him him eat it up! He deserved it. I wanna take my puppy to a baseball game now

sealedbeastnue:

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

theelvenkingsunderthesky:

the-shortest-story:

necrophilofthefuture:

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

(Source: necrophilofthefuture)